1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,799 Please be advised that today's episode includes scenes of graphically described torture. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,799 Thea, unknowing how long you have in this room, you have stripped completely naked. 3 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:41,159 True, someone could be in it in five minutes, but Thea's like, this might be the only time 4 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:42,679 I get to have in this bed. 5 00:00:42,679 --> 00:00:43,679 Exactly. 6 00:00:43,679 --> 00:00:47,060 Archin Iseldra Yeth is prepared to see you now. 7 00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:53,120 We find ourselves bound in common cause against common enemies. 8 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,640 I am authorized by our eternal master, Szass Tam. 9 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,079 Give us the straight goods here, Nihilmitch. 10 00:00:59,079 --> 00:01:00,480 How did that go for us? 11 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:06,219 There is much deliberation and she will take all things said into account and make 12 00:01:06,219 --> 00:01:08,640 a decision by morning. 13 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:16,680 Okay, I got an offer on the table from Szass Tam to get Bort out of my head. 14 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,400 Sounds like he wants me to join his army. 15 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:23,200 If he helps me out, should I take the offer? 16 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:27,120 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, we're a D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast and I'm your 17 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,719 dungeon master Russ Morn. 18 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:31,200 With me today is Karla Johnson. 19 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,640 Whoa, first threw me off. 20 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:37,159 I'm playing Laura Moonbrook. 21 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:39,079 And Tom Laird. 22 00:01:39,079 --> 00:01:42,920 And I play Flint Firebeard and Bort. 23 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Bort gets a mention? 24 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,920 He made the credits. 25 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,760 You know he's in the credits now. 26 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:52,760 Well I'm starting the episode as Bort so he gets his due. 27 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:55,200 And Amy More. 28 00:01:55,200 --> 00:02:00,439 Wife of the dungeon master, but don't be fooled, that comes with actually a lot more 29 00:02:00,439 --> 00:02:04,480 let down than it does any sort of bonuses. 30 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,480 And I play Thea Amastasia. 31 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,759 I think that's the exact same thing you said in episode one. 32 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,759 Is it really? 33 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:11,759 Pretty close. 34 00:02:11,759 --> 00:02:12,759 Really? 35 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:15,680 Well it still holds true today. 36 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,920 I thought he was going to say, that's the exact same thing you said in our 37 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,920 vows. 38 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,920 So. 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,880 He was going to say, I don't know why, it wouldn't have made sense then. 40 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,880 Becoming your wife is going to come along with a lot more let downs. 41 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:31,760 Also if your vow was that you're marrying your dungeon master, that would be a real 42 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,760 interesting wedding ceremony. 43 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:37,320 It's really filling us in on a lot of information about your wedding that we didn't 44 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,320 know. 45 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,320 Exactly. 46 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:43,160 I saw wedding pictures, they didn't seem dungeon-y. 47 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,160 They looked spandered. 48 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:48,280 It happened after all the photography was done and everyone got in place. 49 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,280 It was the secret second ceremony. 50 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,280 Yeah. 51 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,280 Exactly. 52 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,280 Cool. 53 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,280 Cool. 54 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,280 Cool. 55 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,280 Cool. 56 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,280 So how's everybody doing today? 57 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,280 So sorry to put that visual in everyone's minds. 58 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,280 That's just not... 59 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,280 It makes me laugh. 60 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,280 I like it. 61 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,280 I'm not sorry about it. 62 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,280 It's all good. 63 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,280 Yup. 64 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,280 Doing well here. 65 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,280 Doing good. 66 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,280 Good. 67 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,280 Good. 68 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,280 It's now December. 69 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,280 Holy moly. 70 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,280 It's almost Christmas. 71 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,280 And you know we're doing special Christmas bonus episodes. 72 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,280 Not Christmas bonus episodes. 73 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,280 We're doing special Christmas episodes. 74 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,280 Which I've totally planned and am ready for. 75 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 You sound ready for it. 76 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,280 You sound confident. 77 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,280 And I believe it. 78 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:30,280 But I brought them up here so that we have to do them now. 79 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,280 Setting expectations. 80 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,280 Is this your way of retconning things? 81 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,280 Setting expectations. 82 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,280 Yup. 83 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,280 Such a manipulator. 84 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Yup. 85 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,280 Of himself. 86 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,280 So that's okay. 87 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,280 Yeah. 88 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,280 I mean really he just signed himself up for a lot of work. 89 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,280 He's just hacking his own brain. 90 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,280 Exactly. 91 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:49,280 The only way you can get actual bonus 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time ago. 107 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:21,279 Forever. 108 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:22,279 Like a year. 109 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,279 Yeah that one where we just talked about snacks. 110 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:25,279 More than a year. 111 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,279 Yeah. 112 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:27,279 Yup. 113 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,279 I think that was all of our interviews that we did. 114 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:32,279 We just talked about not what we do. 115 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:33,279 Lots of snacks. 116 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:34,279 Yeah that sounds right. 117 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,279 Sure. 118 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaking of which let me tell you about Hacky Sack Guy. 119 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,279 Oh yeah. 120 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,279 Thank god we didn't forget. 121 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:42,279 Snack rhymes with hack. 122 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:43,279 We're getting there. 123 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,280 This was the real cliffhanger from last episode. 124 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,280 Totally. 125 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:56,280 I wish I thought of like a funny way to tell this story but it is kind of funny generally. 126 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,280 Okay. 127 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:02,280 So I live in a condo and there's like several buildings that sort of form a triangle 128 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,280 around the parking lot. 129 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:10,280 And one morning I heard this like loud kind of like guttural sounds. 130 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:16,280 And what I actually thought it was was sometimes there are homeless people that like cut 131 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,280 through. 132 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,280 It was very early. 133 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,280 Well not very early in the morning. 134 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,280 Like 730 in the morning. 135 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,280 And I thought they were yelling at each other. 136 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:27,280 Well not fighting but like sometimes they yell at each other and like I just thought 137 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,280 that's what it was. 138 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,280 So I go to the window to look and no no that is not what it was. 139 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:36,280 It was instead my neighbor with no shirt on. 140 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:41,280 Like aggressively playing hacky sack by himself. 141 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:45,280 Well he's just doing that Rocky montage. 142 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,280 No like it is that is seriously how he treats it. 143 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:54,280 He is like dripping sweat and like the grunting was like a tennis player or like 144 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,280 that dude at the gym that everyone hates. 145 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,280 Like that's what he's doing. 146 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:02,280 But it's like everyone in all three buildings can hear him because he is like in the 147 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,280 sound vortex with no shirt on. 148 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:06,280 He just wants a friend. 149 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,280 For so long. 150 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,280 Yeah he's he's it's a cry for help. 151 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,280 It's a hacky sack mating call. 152 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,280 It's a hacky sack mating call. 153 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,280 It's what he wants. 154 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:20,280 And so he does that occasionally just even like last week not with no shirt on with 155 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,280 a tank top on. 156 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,280 Well it is getting cold. 157 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,280 It's a little chillier now. 158 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,280 Yep. 159 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:29,280 He kind of drives me crazy with his look at me antics. 160 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:33,280 He's just screaming look at me all the time and it kind of drives me crazy. 161 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,280 Carla does not appreciate his lack of modesty. 162 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,280 I don't mind the lack of modesty. 163 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:42,280 I do like the I don't know. 164 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 I don't know. 165 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,280 Is he good at hacky sack? 166 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,280 Like did you watch him long enough? 167 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,280 He's very good. 168 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,280 No like he's very good. 169 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,280 There's nothing about it that is like what he's doing is bad. 170 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:56,280 It's just how like obnoxious he is about it that I dislike. 171 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:58,280 I don't care that he has no shirt on. 172 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,280 I don't care that he's doing it in the public space. 173 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,280 I just wish he could just like sweetie. 174 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:09,280 So like if I went into the middle of your parkade and set up a canvas and started aggressively 175 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:13,280 grunting and painting you would have the same problem with me. 176 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,280 I think I would. 177 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,280 Yes. 178 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,280 You know what maybe he's just hoping. 179 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,280 It's really hard to aggressively admit. 180 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 So that's the hacky sack guy. 181 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,280 It kind of ruins the punchline when you know he's called hacky sack guy before I 182 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,280 tell the story. 183 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,280 That's true when she's able to build up the story. 184 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:33,280 Because the reveal that he what he is doing is hacky sacking is kind of disappointing 185 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,280 because I have had people over before who thought there was like my neighbors were 186 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,280 boning real loud. 187 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,280 That's not what it is. 188 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,280 It's better. 189 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,280 It's just dude hacky sack guy. 190 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,280 It's like an all hours kind of hacky sack thing. 191 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,280 Hacky sack guy if you're if you're an avid listener of dumpsons and dragons. 192 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,280 He's listening. 193 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,280 I'm sorry. 194 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 I'm sure you're very nice. 195 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,280 Just go knock on Carla's door. 196 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,280 I am the hacky sack king on Twitter. 197 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:03,280 Apologize for the fact that you're hacky sacking so aggressively and then you 198 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:08,280 know come play Dumbgeons and Dragons with us so we can find out like what 199 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,280 tournaments you're in like that. 200 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,280 Why are you seems like a real jock. 201 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:17,280 But you know maybe he plays D&D maybe there's an underground hacky sack 202 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,280 tournament like hacky sack thing that we don't know about. 203 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,280 Do you think maybe soccer players play hacky sack in the off season to keep 204 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,280 their leg. 205 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:32,279 But skills like how it's like skaters and hockey skaters do ballet. 206 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:38,279 They'll play soccer in the hallways too before their games just to like get 207 00:08:38,279 --> 00:08:40,279 their feet moving. 208 00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:42,279 All of these things are possible. 209 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:44,279 We've given him a back story. 210 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:45,279 All right fine. 211 00:08:45,279 --> 00:08:46,279 He's a wonderful person. 212 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:47,279 He's a competitive athlete. 213 00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:48,279 I'm a real jerk. 214 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:50,279 I feel really connected to this guy now. 215 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:51,279 I don't know why. 216 00:08:51,279 --> 00:08:53,279 I think you know what I think you really want. 217 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:57,279 He wants someone to videotape and put him up on YouTube as that weird grunting 218 00:08:57,279 --> 00:08:58,279 hacky sack guy. 219 00:08:58,279 --> 00:09:00,279 That's why I don't like it. 220 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:01,279 Yeah. 221 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:04,279 So do that and he'll be found and then maybe he'll go away. 222 00:09:04,279 --> 00:09:08,279 Put it up on your social media feed Carla that everybody follows. 223 00:09:08,279 --> 00:09:12,279 Should I put it on my Twitter that I haven't been on in four years. 224 00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:13,279 Yeah that's the one. 225 00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:15,279 That's what's going to make him huge. 226 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:19,279 It would be real interesting if you just all of a sudden started tweeting about 227 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:23,279 this hacky sack dude after four years of no activity on Twitter. 228 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,279 Yeah. 229 00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:26,279 Be like guys I have to tell you about something. 230 00:09:26,279 --> 00:09:28,279 I wonder how many followers Carla has. 231 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:29,279 This is a thread. 232 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,279 Yeah totally. 233 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,279 It's like a 20 tweet thread that I have. 234 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:35,279 You should tweet about it every time you see him. 235 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:38,279 Be like oh hacky sack grunter guy is back. 236 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:41,279 How many followers do you think you have Carla? 237 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:42,279 I don't know. 238 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:43,279 20? 239 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:44,279 310. 240 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,279 Whoa. 241 00:09:45,279 --> 00:09:48,279 Are they all like Russian bots? 242 00:09:48,279 --> 00:09:49,279 Good question. 243 00:09:49,279 --> 00:09:50,279 No. 244 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,279 Follower of our podcast. 245 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:53,279 Follower of our podcast. 246 00:09:53,279 --> 00:09:55,279 Lots of people who follow our podcast. 247 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:57,279 So you should probably get your ass on there. 248 00:09:57,279 --> 00:09:59,279 I would also just like to say Carla. 249 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:03,279 You have more than twice as many followers as I do. 250 00:10:03,279 --> 00:10:08,279 I only have 78 and I post like once a week. 251 00:10:08,279 --> 00:10:10,279 Well I used to be real active. 252 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:12,279 It used to be my job right. 253 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,279 Now I don't care anymore. 254 00:10:15,279 --> 00:10:18,279 Guys someone named Amy More just liked my tweet. 255 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:20,279 Oh my god she's so famous. 256 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,279 She has a podcast. 257 00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:22,279 Oh my god. 258 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:24,279 This is our new podcast. 259 00:10:24,279 --> 00:10:26,279 What are we doing on social media? 260 00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:27,279 Social media recaps. 261 00:10:27,279 --> 00:10:28,279 Yeah. 262 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,279 How to social media. 263 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:31,279 Carla's neighbor gossip and social media recap. 264 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:32,279 Fuck it. 265 00:10:32,279 --> 00:10:33,279 Let's play D&D. 266 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:36,279 Can we like dice this episode? 267 00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:39,279 Maybe. 268 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:40,279 Tom got to. 269 00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:42,279 I got to roll like two different times. 270 00:10:42,279 --> 00:10:43,279 I know. 271 00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:44,279 We got to roll like. 272 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:45,279 We did do that one. 273 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:46,279 To see if something happened. 274 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,279 Parisma checks. 275 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,279 Yeah. 276 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:49,279 It was persuasion. 277 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:50,279 Parisma. 278 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:51,279 Yeah I got you. 279 00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:53,279 But it wasn't enough for me. 280 00:10:53,279 --> 00:10:54,279 I'm craving more. 281 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,279 When you don't play D&D for so long. 282 00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:59,279 It's been a long time since we've really seriously rolled dice. 283 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,279 I mean. 284 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:01,279 I'm the dagger. 285 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:02,279 I need blood. 286 00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:03,279 You've just. 287 00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:06,279 I mean you've entered a negotiation arc though so. 288 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:07,279 Damn it. 289 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:08,279 I know. 290 00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:10,279 It's easy to test our skills and be like. 291 00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:14,279 Let's even see if you're worthy for us to fight with and then. 292 00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:17,279 So previously you had a lovely conversation with Tharchia. 293 00:11:17,279 --> 00:11:18,279 Tharchia Naceldra. 294 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,279 Yeah. 295 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,279 I think I was actually kind of rude. 296 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,279 I don't. 297 00:11:21,279 --> 00:11:22,279 Yeah. 298 00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:23,279 She didn't like you. 299 00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:24,279 It was kind of both. 300 00:11:24,279 --> 00:11:25,279 It was a two way street on that one I think. 301 00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:28,279 But then you went back to your rooms and. 302 00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:30,279 Flint as you know it. 303 00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:32,279 Said he's not wearing any underwear. 304 00:11:32,279 --> 00:11:35,279 As you were talking about some deal he was trying to do. 305 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,279 That's the less important part clearly. 306 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:46,279 I'm not wearing any underwear. 307 00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:47,279 Cool. 308 00:11:47,279 --> 00:11:48,279 Good to know. 309 00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:49,279 That's. 310 00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:52,279 I just like to keep you guys appraised. 311 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,279 Of your underwear. 312 00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:58,279 I mean we were kind of having a pretty serious conversation about like. 313 00:11:58,279 --> 00:11:59,279 Zaz Tam. 314 00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:01,279 And the fate of you and Bort. 315 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:06,279 You were going to go have to fight with an undead army or something. 316 00:12:06,279 --> 00:12:07,279 Yeah. 317 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,279 So I mean cool about the underwear. 318 00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:10,279 I should take that deal right? 319 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:12,279 I would get more information on it first. 320 00:12:12,279 --> 00:12:14,279 I think he needs some deets. 321 00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:18,279 It was real thin on the particulars. 322 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,279 Okay. 323 00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:22,279 And I head into my room and close the door. 324 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:23,279 Okay. 325 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:25,279 Is that weird to you? 326 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:26,279 Bit weird. 327 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,279 He really wanted to get back to that wheel of cheese that he was trying to leave 328 00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:30,279 with earlier I guess. 329 00:12:30,279 --> 00:12:32,279 It was pretty big. 330 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:34,279 So what are you doing? 331 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:35,279 Sleepover? 332 00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:36,279 Yes. 333 00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:38,279 I'll keep my clothes on. 334 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,279 Remember we like to do that. 335 00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:43,279 We don't have to actually like have a sleepover. 336 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:46,279 But you know we'll like have some girl time like we like to have on the train 337 00:12:46,279 --> 00:12:49,279 where we gossip and we eat snacks. 338 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:51,279 What kind of room you got? 339 00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:53,279 Ice palace? 340 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,279 Okay we're going to my room. 341 00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:57,279 Chool. 342 00:12:57,279 --> 00:12:58,279 Chool? 343 00:12:58,279 --> 00:12:59,279 Chult. 344 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,279 Chult. 345 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,279 Oh Chool is those crap things. 346 00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:03,279 Those are those horrible crap monsters. 347 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:05,279 That's a bad theme room. 348 00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:07,279 It's got the Chool theme room. 349 00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:08,279 Chult. 350 00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:09,279 Chult. 351 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:10,279 Chult. 352 00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:11,279 Chult theme. 353 00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:12,279 Chult. 354 00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:14,279 Sounds decadent. 355 00:13:14,279 --> 00:13:15,279 Let's go. 356 00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:17,279 Let's go. 357 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,279 Alright. 358 00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:19,279 We're going to have girlie time. 359 00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:24,279 Bort you have just slammed the door and entered into your tree palace. 360 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:28,279 Yep I go and immediately pick up that bell for service and ring it. 361 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:32,279 A moment goes by and a knock comes to the door. 362 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,279 Come on in. 363 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:46,279 The door here click and then slowly creak open and the same gentleman pale faced human stands 364 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:52,279 at the door and says yes master fire beard. 365 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:53,279 Sure. 366 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:59,279 I need more details on Zast Ham's deal for me. 367 00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:07,279 Like I know before you said he wasn't going to meet with me but I need to talk to him. 368 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:12,279 Yeah see that's an issue. 369 00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:19,279 Zast Ham doesn't speak directly to many people. 370 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:23,279 Can I like stand outside the door while it's closed and we can have a conversation 371 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:24,279 that way? 372 00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:30,279 Any questions you have for him you can direct at me and if I don't have the answer I will 373 00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:32,279 certainly get it for you. 374 00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:39,279 Okay because I kind of feel like I did ask you the question before but I'll ask 375 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,279 it again. 376 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,279 Okay. 377 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:50,279 So if I agree to this deal is this something that starts immediately or can I go handle 378 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:55,279 this Tiamat situation and then come and serve in his forces? 379 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:59,279 Are they not one in the same at this point? 380 00:14:59,279 --> 00:15:06,279 Well this is what I'm trying to understand as I feel like the pretty big threat is 381 00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:11,279 the one that we're working towards here but when I asked this before you didn't 382 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,279 seem to really give me a great answer on it. 383 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:21,279 So if we are to go ahead I mean who's to say joining the undead army does not stop 384 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:25,279 the rise of Tiamat in and of itself? 385 00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:31,279 Well I mean if we failed in preventing that then I think we're all kind of fucked 386 00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:32,279 aren't we? 387 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,279 You're right. 388 00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:43,279 But wouldn't it be better to have all of our able forces tackling this problem 389 00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:46,279 before going off for these other missions? 390 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:52,279 In fact we would have two more abled forces joining our cause and going off 391 00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:56,279 and dealing with these issues. 392 00:15:56,279 --> 00:16:00,279 Okay I feel like we're not speaking the same language here. 393 00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:06,279 I mean I want to go with those two others I've been hanging around with so 394 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:07,279 long. 395 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:09,279 Yes. 396 00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:17,279 And help them instead of going with whatever your plan is and then I'll 397 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:19,279 join you guys afterwards. 398 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:23,279 So you don't want our assistance then? 399 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:25,279 Oh my god. 400 00:16:25,279 --> 00:16:28,279 A lot of double talk happening here. 401 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,279 It's very circular. 402 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:32,279 Roll a d20. 403 00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:35,279 For the worst roll. 404 00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,279 Three. 405 00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,279 You're still born. 406 00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:40,279 He's not doing well. 407 00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:41,279 No it's fine. 408 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,279 He's not doing well. 409 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:53,279 What the deal is is while you are in Faye we will remove whomever from 410 00:16:53,279 --> 00:17:01,279 whichever body and place the other one into another vessel and then you will 411 00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:06,279 join Saztam's undead army. 412 00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:11,279 A, B. 413 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:15,279 There's no C. It's just A then B. 414 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:17,279 I was waiting for what C was. 415 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:20,279 Okay well I mean I want to get out of this. 416 00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:26,279 I mean I want to get them out of my head but I just I can't I can't agree to 417 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,279 that. 418 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:32,279 I feel like I'd be abandoning them. 419 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:37,279 But again I would give you my word and besides you'd get a bonus person 420 00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:39,279 right off the bat. 421 00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,279 Right. 422 00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:43,279 Like maybe take that back to Saztam and see what he says. 423 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:48,279 We've dealt with people previously who said don't worry about it. 424 00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:51,279 I'll come back. 425 00:17:51,279 --> 00:18:00,279 And then when they reconsider joining an undead army they don't come back. 426 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,279 Is it bad dental? 427 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:05,279 It's a really bad dental plan. 428 00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:07,279 They don't match your RSP. 429 00:18:07,279 --> 00:18:08,279 It's really a headache. 430 00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:16,279 As previously stated no pressure but the deal is only good while you are in Faye. 431 00:18:16,279 --> 00:18:20,279 That kind of inherently builds pressure into it. 432 00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:21,279 You can sleep on it. 433 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:24,279 It's not a problem. 434 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:27,279 All right I'll sleep on it. 435 00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:29,279 All right. 436 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:32,279 Do I ring this again or are you just going to leave? 437 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,279 I will back out of the room. 438 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,279 Don't worry. 439 00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:40,279 Sound effects are running as we speak and there is a door closed in the 440 00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:52,279 The footsteps have gone from loud clip clops to quieter clip clops. 441 00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:56,279 Bort's just going to like rage eat for a little while. 442 00:18:56,279 --> 00:19:03,279 He's going to demolish that wheel of cheese. 443 00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:05,279 Okay Thea and Nularaaaia you're in the Chult room. 444 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:07,279 What are you doing? 445 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,279 Just like cocktails and eating snacks. 446 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,279 I'm braiding her hair. 447 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,279 Gossiping about who we think is cute. 448 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,279 You know. 449 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,279 So give me some of that. 450 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:23,279 So the red wizard three to the left of Angry Bitch. 451 00:19:23,279 --> 00:19:24,279 With the dark hair? 452 00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:26,279 Yes with the dark hair. 453 00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:29,279 You liked him? 454 00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:30,279 Oh yeah. 455 00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:34,279 Okay this is going to sound gross. 456 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:39,279 But bear with me if he wasn't undead. 457 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:44,279 His skin tone was normal and his hair wasn't gross. 458 00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:47,279 What about the servant guy? 459 00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:49,279 Oh god. 460 00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:50,279 Like undead. 461 00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:52,279 Un undead. 462 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:56,279 That's a lot to look past though Nularaaaia. 463 00:19:56,279 --> 00:20:02,279 I mean I have a fanciful imagination but even that has its limits. 464 00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:05,279 Also I can't get past the undead part of it. 465 00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:10,279 It's horrifically like unnatural. 466 00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:12,279 Horrifically. 467 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,279 Agreed. 468 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,279 Also what if his pecker fell off? 469 00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:19,279 What if he doesn't even have one because it's already fallen off? 470 00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:21,279 Oh my god. 471 00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:24,279 I don't know what's going on down there with an undead person. 472 00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:25,279 Yeah. 473 00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:28,279 Oh okay so also Flint. 474 00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:30,279 Super weird right? 475 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,279 Yeah what was that about? 476 00:20:32,279 --> 00:20:33,279 Serious conversation. 477 00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:38,279 We're talking about like the fate of you know his life. 478 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:41,279 And then just under like what? 479 00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:42,279 Dude. 480 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:43,279 Interprobes. 481 00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:46,279 I mean it's been very stressful. 482 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,279 Do you think he maybe snapped a little bit? 483 00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:49,279 Maybe. 484 00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:50,279 I mean he's got a person in his head. 485 00:20:50,279 --> 00:20:51,279 It's I don't know. 486 00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:52,279 Maybe. 487 00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:58,279 I can't even imagine what that would be like having someone in your head just talking to you all the time. 488 00:20:58,279 --> 00:21:00,279 Yeah what's that like? 489 00:21:00,279 --> 00:21:01,279 Yeah. 490 00:21:01,279 --> 00:21:02,279 Yeah that does. 491 00:21:02,279 --> 00:21:05,279 It would be exhausting. 492 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:07,279 Yeah absolutely. 493 00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:08,279 Wouldn't it? 494 00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:10,279 There's no way he can take that deal. 495 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:13,279 Not without understanding what he is agreeing to. 496 00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:16,279 There's gotta be another wizard somewhere. 497 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:18,279 His whole life of fighting with the undead army? 498 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,279 Well yeah. 499 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,279 Do they mean to make him undead? 500 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,279 I was wondering the same thing right? 501 00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,279 Join our undead army. 502 00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:27,279 Let's split you up and I don't know kill you and reanimate you. 503 00:21:27,279 --> 00:21:28,279 Yeah. 504 00:21:28,279 --> 00:21:29,279 No way. 505 00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:31,279 No way. 506 00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:35,279 So you continue to talk the night away. 507 00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:38,279 Flint Bort do you do anything? 508 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:39,279 Flort. 509 00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:41,279 Anything hasty? 510 00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:47,279 No he's sufficiently eaten himself into a coma so he's good. 511 00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:48,279 Alright. 512 00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:51,279 Thea Nularaaaa do you go to your respective rooms? 513 00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:53,279 Do you just pass out where you are? 514 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,279 Slash meditations. 515 00:21:55,279 --> 00:22:01,279 I go back to my room because I'm going to need more sleep than my girl Thea right? 516 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,279 Alright. 517 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:08,279 I imagined, I just had like a little thing in my head where Bort forgets that he is 518 00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:14,279 the size of a dwarf and not like rocking some sort of like dragonborn bod and goes 519 00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:20,279 to like hop like one leg two leg into the hammock and misses completely and it's 520 00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:21,279 like the fuck. 521 00:22:21,279 --> 00:22:22,279 I need to get out of this body. 522 00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:23,279 It's so bad. 523 00:22:23,279 --> 00:22:28,279 And that's why I was kind of getting a drink. 524 00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:29,279 Sorry. 525 00:22:29,279 --> 00:22:35,279 I say goodbye to Nularaaaa and I get super comfy on my bed and I meditate. 526 00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:37,279 You begin your meditation. 527 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:41,279 Nularaaaa and Bort has passed out. 528 00:22:41,279 --> 00:22:50,279 Nularaaaa you return to your room and Nularaaaa and Flint and Bort make a wisdom 529 00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:54,279 saving throw as you drift off into dreamland. 530 00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:55,279 Oh fuck. 531 00:22:55,279 --> 00:22:58,279 The fuck. 532 00:22:58,279 --> 00:23:00,279 Flint, Tom you're going to make two. 533 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:01,279 I got a 16. 534 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,279 You're going to make two there Flint. 535 00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:04,279 You're going to make two? 536 00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:05,279 Tom. 537 00:23:05,279 --> 00:23:06,279 Are they both wisdom? 538 00:23:06,279 --> 00:23:07,279 They're both wisdom saving throws. 539 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:09,279 One for you, one for Bort. 540 00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:11,279 16 and 18. 541 00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:13,279 Bort's got some plus wisdom y'all. 542 00:23:13,279 --> 00:23:16,279 So wait, sorry, Bort made the 18? 543 00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:17,279 Both of them. 544 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:19,279 You told me to roll two. 545 00:23:19,279 --> 00:23:22,279 Yeah, so well there's Bort and there's Flint. 546 00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:23,279 You're making one for each of them. 547 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:26,279 Well the first one was Bort, that was a 16 and then it's a 15 for Flint. 548 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,279 Okay. 549 00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:34,279 And an 18 for me. 550 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:40,279 You drift off to sleep. 551 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:47,279 Nularaaaa, you, your head hits the pillow and you fall asleep quite quickly from all the margaritas you were having 552 00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:49,279 with your good friend Thea. 553 00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:56,279 And you drift off into a restless sleep. 554 00:23:56,279 --> 00:24:04,279 Flint and Bort, you eat yourself into a comatose state 555 00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:09,279 and you're not sure how much time passes 556 00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:22,279 but you wake up and you're in a chamber over what looks like a bubbling cauldron 557 00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:31,279 with tentacles holding your individual limbs because you have separated now. 558 00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:41,279 You are Flint with no dragon scales and behind you you feel the back of Bort 559 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,279 who are two separate people now. 560 00:24:43,279 --> 00:24:51,279 Around the room you see a dozen red wizards 561 00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:55,279 observing your current state 562 00:24:55,279 --> 00:25:01,279 while three other red wizards brandish weapons 563 00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:06,279 as they stand around you in this cauldron. 564 00:25:06,279 --> 00:25:11,279 You hear one of them speak up, you're not sure which one 565 00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:19,279 and he says we have further questions for you. 566 00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:25,279 Well I guess I'm not really in a state to deny you 567 00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:27,279 so feel free to ask. 568 00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:29,279 Bort said that. 569 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,279 What does Flint say to that? 570 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,279 Flint kind of leans back his head a little bit and turns and says like 571 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:36,279 what did you do man? 572 00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:43,279 One of the cult members begins to walk towards Bort 573 00:25:43,279 --> 00:25:51,279 and he asks how long have you been tracking the cult's movements? 574 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:56,279 I feel like I've answered this question before. 575 00:25:56,279 --> 00:25:58,279 It's been a while now. 576 00:25:58,279 --> 00:26:00,279 A couple years? 577 00:26:00,279 --> 00:26:02,279 A couple months? 578 00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:04,279 I don't know, it just seems so long. 579 00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:08,279 Make Bort's prob... 580 00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:10,279 I'm going to get you to make a... 581 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,279 I mean Bort wasn't there for the initial... 582 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:17,279 Make a deception check for Bort on this one. 583 00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:19,279 No bonus so 17. 584 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:28,279 He nods and one of the other red wizards steps forward to Flint 585 00:26:28,279 --> 00:26:37,279 and he looks at you Flint and he says why are you here? 586 00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:42,279 That's a real good question, I don't know. 587 00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:44,279 Where are we? 588 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:47,279 In Faye. 589 00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:52,279 Okay, I mean again though I don't know why I'm here. 590 00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:55,279 Why am I here? 591 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:58,279 Seems like a question you can answer for me. 592 00:26:58,279 --> 00:27:02,279 Make a persuasion check. 593 00:27:02,279 --> 00:27:05,279 That's an 11. 594 00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:15,279 He pulls forward a large scythe and he rakes it across the front of your chest. 595 00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:20,279 I don't react at all, I just take it. 596 00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:30,279 The red wizard to Bort, why do you care? 597 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:36,279 Because I'm trapped in this guy's body, or at least I was, I don't really know what's going on here. 598 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,279 Make a persuasion check. 599 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:42,279 Come on Bort you persuasive motherfucker. 600 00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:44,279 A 13. 601 00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:57,279 He pulls a large spiked whip out and he begins to thrash at Bort. 602 00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:11,279 Blood begins to pour from Bort's side down into the bubbling cauldron as the tentacles rise higher up on both of your bodies. 603 00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:20,279 The red wizard to Flint says what stake do you have in saving Faye Rune? 604 00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:26,279 I mean it's my home, my family, my friends, everything. 605 00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:30,279 Make a persuasion check. 606 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:33,279 Ooh Nat 20. 607 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:37,279 He asks Flint another question. 608 00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:41,279 What do you know of Severn's plans? 609 00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:47,279 Well I know he's got, or at least is trying to get the dragon masks. 610 00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:53,279 He's recruited some exiled wizards to aid him. 611 00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:56,279 All in bringing back Tiamat. 612 00:28:56,279 --> 00:29:01,279 Make a persuasion check. 613 00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:05,279 Nine, that was a good one. 614 00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:17,279 As you finish saying that, the barbed whip comes around and latches into your body from the other side. 615 00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:23,279 He pulls across your chest, exposing your rib cage off to the side. 616 00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:26,279 Make a constitution saving throw. 617 00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:29,279 So that's a 20, but it wasn't a natty. 618 00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:36,279 Yeah, I mean it hurts like a motherfucker, but if you don't want to react, you don't have to react. 619 00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:44,279 I mean I kind of, kind of, like, the breath gets knocked out of me, but I'm hanging in there. 620 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:50,279 Why does Severn want Tiamat to rise? 621 00:29:50,279 --> 00:29:52,279 I mean, I don't know. 622 00:29:52,279 --> 00:30:00,279 I imagine he's just like some sort of crazy fanatic who wants to see his queen back. 623 00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:02,279 Make a persuasion check. 624 00:30:02,279 --> 00:30:04,279 That's legit. 625 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:06,279 Seems to make sense, right? 626 00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:08,279 That is a 15. 627 00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:15,279 He steps back, coiling up his whip. 628 00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:23,279 To Flint, what claim does Rath Modar have in this battle? 629 00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:28,279 Well, as far as I can tell, he's hungry for power. 630 00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:34,279 He thinks that by helping Severn bring Tiamat back, that he's going to get everything he wants, 631 00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:38,279 and he can overthrow Zaztam? Is that the name? 632 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:43,279 Make a persuasion check. 633 00:30:43,279 --> 00:30:45,279 A 14. 634 00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:47,279 Hey, 14's pretty charismatic, Ross. 635 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:53,279 It is, I know. 636 00:30:53,279 --> 00:31:02,279 Raises his scythe and begins to step towards you, and you feel the tentacles begin to crush your legs. 637 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:08,279 Make a constitution saving throw. 638 00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:10,279 That's a 14. 639 00:31:10,279 --> 00:31:19,279 You hear popping in your knees, and you feel your joints being ground down. 640 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:22,279 Flint's definitely feeling that one. 641 00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:28,279 Bort. And Flint hears this question, as he has all the others. 642 00:31:28,279 --> 00:31:31,279 This one's directed to Bort. 643 00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:39,279 How do your allegiances lie with our eternal master, Zaztam? 644 00:31:39,279 --> 00:31:43,279 Well, I mean, right now, I'm not thinking they're very good. 645 00:31:43,279 --> 00:31:47,279 Make a persuasion check. 646 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:49,279 That's a 17. 647 00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:56,279 Flint heard the question, but didn't hear the response. 648 00:31:56,279 --> 00:32:01,279 The red wizard in front of Flint asks the same question. 649 00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:09,279 How do your allegiances lie with our eternal master, Zaztam? 650 00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:16,279 Well, I was told we had the night to sleep on it, but I guess that's not the case. 651 00:32:16,279 --> 00:32:21,279 I'm guessing not very good for me. 652 00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:25,279 Persuasion check. 653 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,279 17. 654 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,279 He steps back. 655 00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:41,279 Given the power of the dragon masks, who do you trust to protect them within the council of Waterdeep? 656 00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:47,279 I don't trust the council to protect them. I would trust the metallic dragons. 657 00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:52,279 Persuasion check. 658 00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:55,279 17. 659 00:32:55,279 --> 00:33:06,279 The red wizard steps back, as do the others in the room. 660 00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:17,279 The tentacles begin to churn and crush both you, Flint, and Bort, to the point where you begin to black out. 661 00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:23,279 That sounds about right. 662 00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:29,279 You wake up the next morning, roll a d20. 663 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:30,279 It's a 12. 664 00:33:30,279 --> 00:33:32,279 So you wake up and you're Flint. 665 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:37,279 Okay. I immediately like frantically grab at my knees. 666 00:33:37,279 --> 00:33:45,279 You feel the ache and the pain from all of the things that were done to both you and to Bort. 667 00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:49,279 But you look down and your legs are fine. 668 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:57,279 Your ribs and your chest and everywhere you were cut and where Bort was lashed and where you were lashed are fine. 669 00:33:57,279 --> 00:34:13,279 You look down at the hammock and the ropes where you were lying, which would have touched the wounds that you thought you incurred, are stained red. 670 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,280 That's fucked up. 671 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:23,280 That is fucked up. 672 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:31,280 Well hello there. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. Thank you for joining us for episode 65 of Dumbgeons and Dragons, Sweet Dreams in Thay. 673 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:40,280 Now this is the time where we want to thank you for listening, sharing, liking, retweeting, talking about us in coffee shops down the street. 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717 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,280 Because you only slept for like four hours. 718 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,280 You only meditated for like four hours. 719 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,280 Well, I think we went to bed pretty late. 720 00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:07,280 So between like, I don't know, I probably woke up at about came out of my meditative meditative trance at like five a.m. 721 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,280 I like puttered around. 722 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:21,280 I I made clothes like I put I like swished like clothes and fabrics around myself and like played a little bit of dress up. 723 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:29,280 So a real rough day compared to Flint, a real range of experiences last night. 724 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,280 Well, no, these feel like really good. 725 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,280 I don't think that she gets hungover. 726 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:42,280 I think that like her constitution and metabolism of an elf probably doesn't really allow for much of that. 727 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:55,280 And and so, yeah, no, she was just fresh faced, dewy, just like pretending to make like beautiful clothes, like kind of like saris, like just like gorgeous, like prancing around her room. 728 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,280 Nice. Yeah, sounds awesome. 729 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,280 You all rise in the morning and a knock comes at the door. 730 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:14,280 Each of your doors and you open it and the many servants come and bring you food for the morning. 731 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,280 Are they undead servants? 732 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,280 They of course are undead servants. 733 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,280 Yeah, yeah. 734 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,280 But the food looks delicious. 735 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,280 Yeah, OK. 736 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,280 They set it down and they begin to walk out. 737 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,280 I let them I'm not interacting with them. 738 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,280 I just I just eat some greasy food. 739 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,280 That's what my hungover body is breathing. 740 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:42,280 Yeah, I just kind of pick at things because I'm not very hungry. 741 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,280 I had a bit of a rough sleep. 742 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:49,280 Unless there's like some fancy quesants in there, then I'm going all in on those. 743 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,280 I think I get dressed and I go over and I knock on Flint's door. 744 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,280 Well, that's right. 745 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,280 I'm leaving my room without someone coming to get me. 746 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,280 Yeah, doors, doors unlocked. 747 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,280 You're totally able to do that. 748 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,280 Yeah. 749 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,280 Well, that's good. Yeah. 750 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,280 I guess we never did check to see if we could leave her. 751 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,280 It seemed implied we couldn't because they kept escorting us. 752 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:13,280 But I go and I knock on Flint's door. 753 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,280 Yeah. Yeah. Come on in. 754 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,280 I open it up. I'm like I cover my eyes. 755 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,280 I'm like, are you are you wearing underwear? 756 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,280 I'm dressed. I'm dressed. 757 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,280 Come on in. 758 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,280 So you left. 759 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,280 You left kind of weird last night. 760 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,280 Is everything OK? 761 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,280 I know you have a lot going on, but. 762 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:35,280 I yeah, I don't know if if everything is OK. 763 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,280 I had a really weird. 764 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,280 I don't think it was a dream last night. 765 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280 What do you mean? 766 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:50,280 Well, kind of had this really. 767 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,280 I'm going to say it's believable experience complete with pain 768 00:40:54,280 --> 00:41:02,280 and whatnot of being tortured by a bunch of wizards last night, 769 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:07,280 along with Bort, who was not just in my head, 770 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,280 but was like an actual body that was next to me also being tortured. 771 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,280 The walks over and she sits in the hammock because it's a hammock. 772 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,280 She's so tall and graceful. 773 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,280 And she like shows me how gracefully she gets into it. 774 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,280 I'm just like super mad about it. 775 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,280 That's that's really weird. 776 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,280 I'm going to like wander into with some bacon in like each hand or, 777 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,280 you know, the equivalent. 778 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,280 That's really weird. Is that what dreams are normally like? 779 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,280 No, that is not what dreams are like. 780 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,280 OK, good. Yeah, it doesn't sound good. 781 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,280 And I was always jealous, but not so much. 782 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,280 Dreams are normally great. 783 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:50,280 Or at least if they are scary, you don't feel like you were physically, 784 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,280 you know, beaten up and tortured. 785 00:41:54,280 --> 00:42:00,280 I look over as I'm sitting on the hammock and I see that it's stained red. 786 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,280 And I get up and I'm like, um. 787 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:08,280 What the fuck? What? Great question. 788 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:14,280 Oh, God. Guys, I don't know about the I don't know about these wizards. 789 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,280 Yeah, I don't think I can take that dude's deal. 790 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,280 I think it's bad news. 791 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,280 Yeah, I've got some questions. 792 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,280 So it was my understanding that dreams are just a psychological manifestation 793 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,280 of things that you experience during the day because your, you know, 794 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:34,280 silly mortal brains can't package it all up nicely. 795 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:40,280 But there's blood over here and you don't look like you're bleeding. 796 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,280 Are you bleeding? 797 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,280 Not I mean, I checked myself out earlier. 798 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,280 Not to my knowledge. 799 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,280 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. 800 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,280 I'm going to ring this fucking bell. 801 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,280 New Laura, how were your dreams last night? 802 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,280 I mean, no, nothing compared to that. 803 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,280 It was I had a bad sleep. It was restless. 804 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,280 It was it was bad. 805 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:11,280 But I just, you know, chalked it up to tequila and the world's ending. 806 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:16,280 I mean, those are both great reasons to have a troubled sleep. 807 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,280 But yours is next level. 808 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,280 Wizards are getting in your mind. 809 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:24,280 I ring the bell harder. 810 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:30,280 Yeah, yeah, obviously. Come in. 811 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:35,280 And the same fellow that Flint has seen previously, 812 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,280 Flint and Bort have seen previously, enters. 813 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,280 He's a pale human male. 814 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:46,280 Lots of black and blue and green splotches all over his skin and body. 815 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,280 And he says, Ah, yes, you have risen. 816 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,280 Is there anything I can bring you? 817 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:58,280 How about some fucking answers? 818 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:04,280 Is it customary to like harass and like, 819 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:10,280 like mind fuck the people who are trying to help a similar cause to you? 820 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,280 In their sleep? 821 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,280 I don't know what you're referring to. 822 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:20,280 Well, then you should go and fulfill my first request of finding some fucking answers. 823 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,280 Can you can you bring Nye Ilmich over here? 824 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,280 We need to talk to her. 825 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,280 Of course, of course. 826 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:35,280 And he leaves closing the door. 827 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:39,280 He apparently finds herself very protective of her friends. 828 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,280 So like, what exactly happened in your dream? 829 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,280 It was the weirdest thing. 830 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,280 There was 12 of the red wizards. 831 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:57,280 And then there was also this like squid type monster, tentacle monster. 832 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,280 And we were being dangled over a cauldron. 833 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,280 It was it was all too much. 834 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,280 What were they asking you? 835 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,280 Questions about our mission. 836 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,280 And I didn't know how to answer some of them. 837 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,280 And that did not seem to please them. 838 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,280 Oh, well, we are not always honest people. 839 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,280 And we have been honest this whole time with them. 840 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,280 So yeah, that's really rough. 841 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,280 It makes me not feel like we need to be very honest. 842 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,280 Come in. 843 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,280 The door opens, Nye Ilmich steps in. 844 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,280 She says, Good morning. 845 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,280 Good morning. 846 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,280 You sent for me, yes? 847 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,280 I was actually on my way to come see you. 848 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,280 It was not a good night for me. 849 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,280 I'm sorry to hear that, Master FlintFirebeard. 850 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:54,280 Tharchian Seldra Yeth has given her declaration, 851 00:45:54,280 --> 00:46:00,280 if you're willing to hear it, unless you have other issues to attend to. 852 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:08,280 I would say we have other issues to attend to. 853 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:15,280 Sorry, I can't tell if you are just playing dumb or if you are dumb 854 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:21,280 and have no idea what happened to our buddy Flynn here. 855 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,280 I don't know what you're referring to, but... 856 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,280 Dream torture? 857 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:34,280 The dreams of mortals are a fickle thing and are easily influenced by... 858 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,280 Wizards? 859 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,280 By many things. 860 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:47,280 Nye Ilmich, how many wizards are in this other offshoot, 861 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,280 this rebel alliance, if you will? 862 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:57,280 There are no exact numbers. 863 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,280 There are many. 864 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:04,280 So you don't know how many are with, what, wrath bone? 865 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:09,280 Wrath bone? No. 866 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,280 Many. 867 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:16,280 I mean, that's what wrath is short for, correct? 868 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:23,280 Wizards from Thay have been exiled many times before, 869 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:29,280 and it is our understanding that he, wrath bone, wrath Modar, 870 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:35,280 has brought them together. 871 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,280 So there's a considerable number of them. It's not like five. 872 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,280 That is what is to be believed, yes. 873 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,280 Specifically twelve? 874 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,280 Great force. 875 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,280 I mean, I'm just throwing out numbers here. 876 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:53,280 Numbers. 877 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,280 No, she's just repeating the things we're saying. 878 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,280 Numbers. 879 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:05,280 Nye Ilmich, do you know that someone has entered Flynn's dreams 880 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,280 and caused him physical and psychological distress 881 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:14,280 even probably going as far as damaging him 882 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:19,280 in the real physical realm through his dreams? 883 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,280 That is very troublesome. 884 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,280 Yeah, it is. 885 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,280 It's never happened before we came here. 886 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,280 It's pretty concerning. 887 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:32,280 Asking a lot of the same questions that he was asked just yesterday. 888 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,280 Interesting. 889 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,280 Yeah, this is a bunch of people in red robes 890 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,280 that were asking those questions. 891 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,280 I have the answers to our questions. 892 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,280 I don't know. 893 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:46,280 Do you wish to hear the answer to your original question? 894 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,280 I mean, at this point, why the fuck not? 895 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,280 Tharchian Iseldra E.F. will account for the Red Wizards 896 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:59,280 and has agreed to aid the factions of the Sword Coasts. 897 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:06,280 And if so granted, I will accompany you as Thay's ambassador to the council. 898 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,280 I don't know. 899 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,280 Like after last night's shenanigans, 900 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,280 it doesn't seem like like teaming up. 901 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,280 You know, I just don't want to be a yes man. 902 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,280 You know, I see what you did there. 903 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,280 Yes. 904 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,280 Yeah. 905 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:28,280 I mean, I mean, I don't know, guys. 906 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,280 I still think we should take the help. 907 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,280 I think we need all the help we can get. 908 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:38,280 But like, is this a dagger situation where we're going to have to monitor 909 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,280 what what this helps coming in as? 910 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,280 Or I just don't know. 911 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,280 I mean, it's the end of the world, right? 912 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,280 So I think right now we need the help. 913 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,280 Yeah. 914 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,280 Team adds the imminent threat. 915 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:56,280 But now we can't you just can't trust the undead. 916 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,280 It seems like certainly seems that way. 917 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,280 But at least now we're not going in with any sort of like the kid gloves are off. 918 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,280 Yeah. 919 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:09,280 Let's go in knowing knowing that we're that we're a little bit in bed with the devil here, 920 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,280 so to speak. 921 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,280 No offense. 922 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,280 None taken. 923 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,280 If you are ready, we shall depart. 924 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:24,280 Nile Mitch, can you send a message to Zaz Tam for me that I turned down his offer? 925 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,280 Of course, of course. 926 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:31,280 He will be very sad to hear of your decision. 927 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,280 But I think he'll understand. 928 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,280 But understands, of course. 929 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:42,280 If that is all, we shall return to Waterdeep. 930 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:53,280 She begins a incantation and a glowing circle of runes begins to form around the five of you. 931 00:50:53,280 --> 00:51:05,280 And a bright light comes and you appear back in the teleportation chamber that you left in Waterdeep. 932 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:30,280 With Leosin and Lady Laryl Silverhand entering the room as the teleportation circle clears. 933 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,280 Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 934 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,280 Take that feature rest. 935 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,280 Oh, I just had a hiccup at the same time I was talking. 936 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,280 Take that out. 937 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,280 Take it out. 938 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,280 Take it out of there. 939 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:52,280 And just to be sure, just to be sorry, just to be sure, just because I don't want to get halfway through this scene and then be like, oh, no, it was Flint who made it. 940 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,280 It was Bored that made the 16. 941 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,280 Yep. 942 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,280 Bored made the 16. 943 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,280 Flint made a 15. 944 00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,280 Oh, he made a 15. 945 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,280 Sorry, I thought he said 18. 946 00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,280 Even better. 947 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,280 No, that was. 948 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,280 Even better. 949 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,280 Initially it was. 950 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280 You're not paying attention. 951 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,280 Oh, I see. 952 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,280 So I had to subtract one instead of add two. 953 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,280 Right. 954 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280 Sorry. 955 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,280 Good. 956 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,280 Even better. 957 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,280 Even better. 958 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280 That's not good. 959 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,280 That doesn't sound like it's better. 960 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,280 No, it doesn't. 961 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,280 It's such a bad sign when the DM's eyes light up like that. 962 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,280 He shouldn't look gleeful. 963 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,280 Ever. 964 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,280 When he tenses fingers like that, it's even better. 965 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,280 Exactly. 966 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,280 Now, hold on. 967 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:33,280 There's a really big size difference between Flint and Bored. 968 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,280 Like, are they head to head or are they feet to feet matching? 969 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:42,280 Because if so, I think that Flint might be dead if Bored's legs are popping. 970 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,280 No, Bored's legs aren't popping. 971 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,280 That was Flint. 972 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,280 Oh. 973 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,280 Yeah. 974 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,280 It's like they've got us both separately wrapped up. 975 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:50,280 Yeah. 976 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,280 I thought you guys were like. 977 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,280 Back to back. 978 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,280 Yeah. 979 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,280 There's two things. 980 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,280 Yeah. 981 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,280 Tied together. 982 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,280 That's how you made it sound. 983 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,280 I feel him on my back. 984 00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,280 Yeah. 985 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,280 But yeah. 986 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,280 Flint, in that instance, was being crushed. 987 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,280 Bored was not. 988 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,280 Gotcha. 989 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,280 So things aren't great, guys. 990 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,280 No, it doesn't sound good. 991 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,280 The inner meditative state. 992 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,280 Can she dream hop? 993 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,280 That'd be really awesome. 994 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,280 Yeah. 995 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,280 Become a dreamwalker. 996 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,280 Yes. 997 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,280 Dreamwalker, Thea. 998 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,280 How can I do that? 999 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,280 Elves don't dream, so. 1000 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,280 Oh, yeah, right. 1001 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,280 Boo. 1002 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,280 That's the reason you didn't roll anything. 1003 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,280 I can't wait till Freddy Krueger pops up beside the tentacles. 1004 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,280 Hey, bitch. 1005 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,280 Hey, bitch. 1006 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,280 I can see your ribs, bitch. 1007 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,280 It's real. 1008 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,280 I have no funny thing. 1009 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,280 It just vanished off my tongue. 1010 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,280 It's too bad. 1011 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,280 Give me some B-roll grunts. 1012 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,280 There's one for you. 1013 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:54,280 There's no sound that you could have made. 1014 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,280 It would not have been good. 1015 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,280 Wouldn't sound like boo. 1016 00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,280 That's fair. 1017 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,280 Make a persuasion check. 1018 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,280 Make a sass check. 1019 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,280 Make a truth check. 1020 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,280 Yeah, sassy pants check. 1021 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:12,280 Wait, is this just like a really bad dream where I'm all tied up in the hammock? 1022 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:16,280 You wake up the next morning like, holy fuck. 1023 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,280 Again, arms and legs sticking out at all weird angles. 1024 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,280 Yeah, one leg is stuck in the hammock. 1025 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,280 I'm dangling out of it. 1026 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,280 I'm going to wander in, too, with some bacon in each hand. 1027 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,280 Just fist some bacon. 1028 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,280 I heard you guys were having a party in here. 1029 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,280 She might not have any idea. 1030 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,280 I know, but that was part of my question. 1031 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,280 Yeah, that was in-game. 1032 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,280 You were asking that. 1033 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,280 You healedish that, right? 1034 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,280 Yeah, yeah. 1035 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,280 Okay, sorry. 1036 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,280 You guys got off on tangents about dream shit. 1037 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,280 I lost my place. 1038 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,280 She believes in a thing called love. 1039 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,280 Oh, God. 1040 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,280 Just listen to the rhythm of her heart. 1041 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,280 Yeah. 1042 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,280 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.